Smart Answers

Smart Answers 

1-Principal : Are u chewing
gum?
Student : No i m human
being...:O

2-Wife :we are having
mother for dinner tonight?
Husband : Make sure she is
well cooked :P

3-Father :shameful results!
Do u always get such low
marks?
Son : No, only when i give
exams:D

4-Guest :Will these stairs
take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy :No, u'll have to walk as
well ;)

5-Girl : I have changed my
mind.
Boy :Thank God! Does the
new one
work ?:P :D