Some Nice Collections of jokes

Teacher: Is Google a girl or a boy...?


Student: Google is a Girl.....because it won't let you complete the whole
sentence and start guessing, suggesting...*

and you ask only one question...but get hundreds of irrelevant answers
in seconds...

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A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,

Little boy : "teacher are you sleeping in class?"

Teacher : "No I am not sleeping in class."

Little boy : "What were you doing sir ?"
Teacher : " I was talking to God."

The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher
walksup to him.

Teacher : "young man, you are sleeping in my class."

Little boy : "No not me sir, I am not sleeping."

Angry teacher: "What were you doing."

Little boy : "I was talking to God."

Angry teacher: "What did he say."

Little boy : "God said he never spoke to you yesterday."