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26 August 2013

Cool Jokes





1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha.

Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola
bhai saab agar ap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagau.

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Wikipedia: I know everything!

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: Without me you all nothing!

Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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Kya aap ki Girl Friend je paas yeh Sab hai:

Slugta Jisam
Nasheeli Ankheen
Kapkapaate Hont
Thar-thrat a badan

Agar hay tu us ko"Dengue"Virus hay  
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Assistant: Sir,Aap Off. Mein Shadi Shuda Admiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte H?

Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar jane ki jaldi b nhi hoti ;) =))
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POLICE To Injured Patient:

Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi Thi, To Tumhe Road Se Dur Chalna Chahiye Tha.

PATIENT: Kaun Sa Road!
Bhai Mein To Park Mein Leta Tha.!=))

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Ek old lady ne ATM k paas Santa se kaha:
Beta mera Balance check kar do
Santa ne old lady ko Dhakka de diya,old lady gir gyi.
Santa-Tumhara balance kharab hai
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Aurabgzeb :
Senapati
hum Shivaji ko kyun nahi dhoond pa rahe hain

Senapati :
Jahanpanah !
hum Mughal hain ,
 Google nahi.

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