If you marry one woman, She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you.
Think different. Add wife, have life
One cold winter morning, Rupaben texted her husband Kanjibhai , "Windows frozen."
Kanjibhai texted back, "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Rupaben's next text: "Now computer is completely toast!"
Wife: Give me your phone for a second
Husband: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete private folder
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
Delete what's app.
FORMAT Memory Card...Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!
Wife: I just wanted to see the time... ....
Deeply Regret taking a Car in Dowry,
Plz Take Your Daughter or Car Back.
Can't Afford Both
Question: When FaceBook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called?
Answer: They will call it “My Twit Face.”
Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”
17 mosquitoes liked his status
In a college
when asked about 'permanent
Two things are difficult:
1. To plant ur idea in someone's head
2. To plant someone's money in ur own pocket
The one who succeeds in both is called Wife ;
Wife to Doctor: My Husband has the Habit of Talking in his Sleep
What Should I give to cure him?
Doctor: Give him an Opportunity to Speak when He is awake