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21. It's not the fall that kills you.
It's the sudden stop at the end.
22. I couldn't repair your brakes,
So, I made your horn louder!
23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
24. The cigarette does the smoking,
You are just the sucker.
25. Someday is not a day of the week.
26. Whenever I find the key to success,
Someone changes the lock.
27. To Err is human,
To forgive is not a company policy.
28. The road to success....
Is always under construction.
29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
But, if you think again, neither does milk.
30. In order to get a loan,
You first need to prove that you don't need it.
Last but not the least.........
31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.
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